August 2010
61 posts
It seems to work on several comedy levels.
I keep meaning to write a blog post about why I haven’t updated my site much…
Man, if you don’t tweet you lose about a follower a day or something. I suppose they’re bots though. Gee I’m tired.
Yesterday my son put this pic of Manga from Roll Deep as my desktop background: http://www.grimepedia.co.uk/wiki/File:Mangarolldeep.jpg
Printing Bumskippers very s l o w ly. Yesterday my son said “what are Bumskippers again?”
RT @SkizF: The Rise and Fall and Rise of Sensational screening this Saturday 8/28 in Bmore at the Windup Space http://vimeo.com/11084307
Wish someone put Jilly Cooper in a bin.
Just sent a text complaining about my Dad to MY DAD.
RT @wikileaks: Hahaha. Pentagon v. Wikileaks - Rap News http://bit.ly/aj1Fnz
RT @onetotwo: Got some bad news for #climatecamp activists - you’re polling badly with the “bitter, smug reactionary” demographic.
Man I don’t know what I’m going to do when I get to 200 followers…
On the slow train from platform zero…
Well there’s a thing. First day of the trip it isn’t raining with comic intensity. Paddington train 12.30PM.
On the slow train from platform zero…
My Mum is watching X Factor. You should see the shrugging shit I’m gonna be doing come the End Times.
RT @politic_animal: RT @carlmaxim Noam Chomsky, X Factor judge: “Yr act is part of a propaganda state promoting a world of comforting il …
I uploaded a YouTube video — AT LONG LAST LYSERGIC PILGRIM PETE UM REACHES THE CITADEL http://youtu.be/kbjMurR5izw?a
I liked a YouTube video — The Small Deaths Shoreditch Lovesong http://youtu.be/Cn9yYPJm0js?a
http://twitpic.com/2g7suf - Actually you can’t really see the comedy precipitation in that…
In other news my son is under the weather which is currently pissing down here in Pensilva.
Gonna go to Trago Mills in a bit to get some wellies. #experimentalmusicianoftheyear
RT @NOCHEXXX: @peteum what are the odds of there being another Pete(r) Um? arrghh !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFxLN5LzkzU
Fuck Cameron’s booze laws.
Working with new colleagues. One 52 year old had never tried noodles. 31 year old had never heard of Bruce Springsteen.
Ha ha. Yes, all workplaces should have inflatable slides.
And one has a sniper boyfriend in “Afghan” that she’s never met. Obviously, I’m the weird one though.
RT @chapmusic: anyone enjoying the big society yet?
Every so often I get tempted to change my twitter name to @OFFICIALPETEUM
I’ve subscribed to Robkempfilms’s channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/Robkempfilms?feature=autoshare
Bastard. (@oscillatordrift)http://yfrog.com/jm29ihj
Hope everyone’s having fun getting drunk out there….
Tagged: @arthurCRS - http://twitpic.com/2c7qnj
Is this couscous? http://twitpic.com/2c7qnj
http://twitpic.com/2c7pmr - Ha ha. Shit, that’s not couscous. That’s a fucking kebab! Looking at thumbnails innit..
CRS cous cous bizniss. http://twitpic.com/2c7pmr
The Wire: Adventures in Modern Music: Article →
Tape-poet arf.
My son is the best kid ever. Not speaking figuratively - he is the world’s foremost child.
RT @snookcocker: The private sector caused the financial collapse, so why does the public sector have to pay for it?
Polish-type came through with the MCs CD and some French person wants to buy a Bumskipper! AWLFUCKINGRIGHT!
Or Blues Brothers records to Turkey? Man, I’m starting to think I’m never gonna get rich off this shit…
Who are these people who enquire about postage to Poland for 50p copies of Stereo MCs CDs and then melt into the ether?
